I don’t think that was the case.
You don’t know that. Did the cockroach specifically tell you he was out to attack you instead?
A flying cockroach attacked me when I was leaving the bathroom.
Maybe he was just trying to grant you magical powers. Cockroaches have magical mythical powers that even wizards can’t begin to solve.
What did they do?
nothing muchh i just bought a pair of ballet slippers to wear around the mall cause i was wearing heels and that shit hurts
Ice cream just doesn’t fare well enough.
I don’t have any.
What is it?
Back from work
Yeah, I know. Lame hiding places.
Not really. Very few dangers lie in one’s bedroom and the library, provided they have been a good civilian. So it’s actually a very safe place to hide, according to Luke Maders.
Huh, how interesting. Next time I go into hiding, I’ll remember that.
Okay. But remember it only works if you’re a good civilian.