I don’t think that was the case.
You don’t know that. Did the cockroach specifically tell you he was out to attack you instead?

A flying cockroach attacked me when I was leaving the bathroom.
Maybe he was just trying to grant you magical powers. Cockroaches have magical mythical powers that even wizards can’t begin to solve.

What did they do?

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nothing muchh i just bought a pair of ballet slippers to wear around the mall cause i was wearing heels and that shit hurts
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Ice cream just doesn’t fare well enough.

I don’t have any.
What is it?
Back from work
Yeah, I know. Lame hiding places.
Not really. Very few dangers lie in one’s bedroom and the library, provided they have been a good civilian. So it’s actually a very safe place to hide, according to Luke Maders.
Huh, how interesting. Next time I go into hiding, I’ll remember that.
Okay. But remember it only works if you’re a good civilian.